OF LOVE, LIFE AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN: March 2009

haih....

2.00ptg.khamis.bilik guru.

sgt tensen.

baru abes mengajar kelas 2A7.

if u can call standing in front of the class,talking to ur self, while students sing loudly, playing cards, sleeping, shouting,running as teaching,then im teaching.

bcz it is

.......

sucks.

real sucks.

i have no idea how to control these people.no idea at all.

i hate shouting.they dont even care if i shout my throat out.

bcz they never listen.

they cant be controlled.

but i have to control them.i have to teach them.i want to teach them.

no matter what they do in my class, deep inside my heart, i love them.

even i surprised how i can still love them after all this.

even i surprised how i am still determined to teach them,to give them my knowledge.

bcz they dont appreciate.

they never did.

...

i failed as a teacher.

i jz watched grey's anatomy season 5 episode 19:elevator love letter (everybody who knows me knows that im a die hard fan of this series),where finally, derek is proposing and meredith said yes!no thousands of roses, no getting down on one knee,no question asked.just an elevator full of scans n xrays n films n notes of the surgery they did together.n yet it was sooo romantic i almost cry.not almost.im actually shed the tears!this is why i love derek shepherd,n this is why i love this show.

Derek:
This is the c.t. for katie bryce--
16-year-old female,
Subarachnoid aneurysm.

Meredith:
From a fall during rhythmic gymnastics. I remember.

Derek:
It was the first surgery we ever scrubbed in together on,
Our first save.
Right here is a cerebral cyst. tough save, but we did it.
I kissed you in the stairwell after the surgery.

And this right here is where dr. bailey
Kicked you out of the surgery because she caught us
In your driveway in my car.

And right here--this is a 7-hour craniotomy,
And you held the clamp the entire time, never flinched.
That's when I knew you were gonna be an incredible surgeon.

And beth monroe,
Who made our clinical trial a success by surviving.
You talked me into putting her under.
That's when I knew I needed you.

And this is today.
Post-op head c.t. of izzie stevens.
You see that?
Tumor free...
Because of you.

You got me into the o.r.
If there's a crisis, you don't freeze.
You move forward.
You get the rest of us to move forward,
Because you've seen worse, you've survived worse.
And you know we'll survive, too.

You say you're all... dark and twisty,
But that's not a flaw.
It's a strength.
It makes you who you are.

I'm not gonna get down on one knee.
I'm not gonna ask a question.

I love you, meredith grey.
And I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

Meredith:
And I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

but cristina and owen broke up,bcz owen has PTSD (thanks to his bad days at Iraq), n he strangled cristina while she was sleeping.he was actually having a nightmare.owen asked cristina to leave him,bcz he would never want to hurt her in any ways given any situation.but cristina said no.but after having the benefit of 'friends with benefit',cristina realized that she's scared.she's afraid to fall asleep.n owen went to derek for help.

there goes two best friends, one is engaged, and one broke up with his boyfriend.

i still love the show.n there are still 5 eps left to the end of this season.cant wait to see meredith n derek's wedding.

yeeehuu.

ps:lega sbb lessonplan dh siap smpi hari isnin.heee.

second week at school: the post-effects.

today is the sixthday, me being a practical teacher. after the long-hour work ( 7 pg hingga 4.30ptg ok), the not-even-close-to-enough sleep, n endless hour of mindbreaking sessions, these are the after-effects:

1. around mate dh ade circle bulat kaler grey --> kesan exhausted tp tak ckup tido.

2. asal tgk katil je memg tak bleh nk byg bende lain la slain dpd long,good,undisturbed nap.

3. jari2 sume dh mcm keras2 skit (berkematu la kot) for excessive typing (lesson plan evaluation n worksheets n powerpoint presentation n etc etc)

4. kepala otak mcm dh semput sgt-->byk sgt pikir.

5. telah mendevelop perasaan sabar yg sgt tinggi -->budak2 sgt loyar buruk ok.

6. boyfren terasa dipinggirkan -->bile free je nk tido.dh takde long-hours on the fon every nite dh.paling2 lame pun 20 min je.kecian die.uuuuuuuu.thank God he was born with such an excessive amount of patience.unlimited.hee.

7. schedule makan memg tunggang terbalik -->mkn bile sempat dn terlalu lapar.currently waiting bilekah gastrik nk dtg menjenguk supaya dpt membuat persiapan mental.

8. stiap hari bgn jam 6 pg sbb nk msk breakfast dn lunch (ari rabu balik lmbt) -->kantin skola dpt gred C ok.kurg bersih.

9. hari2 mkn hati berulam jantung melayan loyar buruk budak2 yg seperti tidak mungkin berkesudahan.

10. dh master satu skill baru --> jelingan membunuh. ditujukan kpd budak2 ske loyar buruk. serious berkesan.ahahaha.yuhaniz jd cikgu garang.x pcaya sudah.

11. blog telah diabaikan. lesson plan lg penting ok.

tp yg besnye:

1. budak2 ni memg cumel la sbnrnye.kdg2 bile terfikir pasal diorg,rase mcm nk tgelak sorg2.

2. guru pembimbing yg sgt sporting dn best, ditmbh dgn 2 org supervisor yg memg cool gile.

3. tak lg terlepas solat subuh --> bgn awal gile.pkul 6 ok.

ni baru la 6 hari.nk kene endure lagi 48 hari kat sini.ya Rabbi,berilah kami kekuatan....

ps:sape kate jd cikgu sng?sape kate jd cikgu balik awal?sape kate jd cikgu tak byk keje?sape kate jd cikgu bleh relax?

i know myself.

I know myself ~ khairul ????
(after anis add me as editor huuu)

I know myself as an out-spoken person (kadang2 je, selalunye pendiam huhu)

I know myself like to be honest about what I am thinking (kalo xbtau xde sape tau kn hee..)

I know myself as an optimist (agaknye la kot)

I know myself to always think critically and always think that everything happens for a very good reason (yg ni betul sgt2)

I know myself as an independent person, that I am able to make my own decision (kalo dgn anis, all decisions are on me xcept wak2 nk beli tiket balik after dating huhu)

I know myself love to learn new things and get new experiences(yes! although the same things)

I know myself also have many weaknesses, I can hardly accept that things had gone wrong because of my own fault (yg ni dia paling xsuke huhu)

I know myself like things to settle quickly (nk cpat je kejenye)

I know myself really love someone, someone who i can't miss to miss her everyday... someone who i call baby... (cayang anis selalu)

an interview with mr survey.

Hi, your name is?

aniz.

How are you?

fabulous.

Anything exciting happening in the next 3 months?

i wont call it exciting,but who knows?

Like what?

like teaching?real high skul teaching, not all-your-classmate-pretend-to-be-your-student teaching?how's that?

Do you like someone?

depends on the definition of like.if its like-like, then i like all my frens.but if its love-like,yes,i do love someone.

If so, who?

khairul fadzli.

Who make you smile throughout the day?

khairul fadzli (just thinking of him made my cheek muscle hurt of excessive smiling =)), family, housemate2 terchenta n my inner circle.

Do you trust easily?

hate to admit it, but i do trust easily.

Do you fall for guys easily?

nope.but im falling now.like soooo falling.ahahahaha.

When is your birthday?

9th of may.

What are you listening to?

nothing.

What was the last thing you talk about?

inside business.not planning to tell anyone.sorry.

If so,with whom?

khairul fadzli.

Do you know anyone name Charlie?

charlie's charlie's angels?hik.n choking charlie.dummy mase kelas first aid dulu.

What was the last thing you spent more than hundred on?

my adidas sport shoes.kinda regret it somehow now.ahahaha.

What was the last gift you received?

kasut n handbag from him.

Why did you receive it?

bcz i need it?khairul rarely gives me something yg tak diperlukan.he always says 'jgn membazir syg.duit tu byk lg bende bleh gune.' haih.

Are you positive about your last answer?

110%ly positive.

Whereabout are you right now?

my cousin's room.

Why is that?

its quite complicated actually.

Are you planning on doing anything tomorrow?

yes.lots of things actually.

Do you like green?

so so.

When is your next big trip?

tomorrow.to PD.i wont call it big tho.i'll call it huge.my kenari sgt penuh dgn load.mcm nk pindah jauh.padahal nk dok 3 bulan je.ahahaha.

Are you excited about it?

excited,nervous,all in one.

What is currently going through your mind?

pkul berapa nk gerak esok ye?

Have you ever run naked?

do i look like a crazy person to u?

Do you leave your lights on during the day?

depends on the brightness of the space.sy tak ske dok dlm gua ye.

Do you like Hannah Harris?

who exactly is she?

Where is your family?

home.

Who did you last texted?

khairul fadzli.

Why are you doing this?

bcz i need to get something out of my mind.

okay,last question.Thank you?

are u okay mr survey?

pendatingan dan penshoppingan.

MY SHOPPING SPREE HAS JUST BEGUN.

Activities: pendatingan dan penshoppingan.

Partner(s): Khairul Fadzli Samat.

Day/Date: Tuesday(17/3/09) & Wednesday(18/3/09)

Happiness level: 10/10.

Product(s):

Location: al-Ikhsan Alamanda Putrajaya.

Cost: RM179.00

Bought by: Me.

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Location: Jusco MidValley

Total Cost: RM29 + RM49.90 = RM78.90

Bought by:Khairul Fadzli.

now this is me talking:

wahahahaha ni sume sebenarnye shopping untuk praktikal minggu depan, memandangkan sy takde decent sport shoes, handbag n heels yg bleh dipakai ke sekolah kan. sport shoes memg takde la (dulu2 ade, mase nk masuk matrik dulu, ayah belikan.but due to lack of exercises n negligible involvement in sports, maka kasut tu ntah kemane peginye). so pg la cari sport shoes. tersuke la plak dkt kasut adidas tu. memg la cantik, berbaloi la dgn kecantikan hargenye.very pricey!tp ni la pertama kali dlm sejarah 22 tahun hidup,keluarkan lebih dpd RM100 untuk bende2 yg nk diletak kat kaki (sy bukan mcm khairul ye.die adalah kasut-freak.koleksi kasut2 die lebih byk dr sy.pantang tgk kasut cantik.mestila nk beli.of coz la mahal kan,mane de kasut lelaki dpt RM30 mcm sandal perempuan). handbag tu murah je, brand Cleef, RM29. dkt jusco midval. skrg tgh sale smpi 22/3 (ye mari kite shop till we drop!). handbag yg ade cume 2 brand: adidas n converse.sungguh x seswai la kan nk bwk g skolah. tp sbnrnye for me, its not a big deal la pun kan, bwk je la handbag converse tu g skola. tp en khairul tidak bersetuju (kesan ber-bapa- ibu-dan-kakak-kan cikgu) with that. so die kate let me buy u the bag. maka sy sgt gembira dan terus memilih handbag2 yg ade. nasib baikla handbag yg sy suka berharga kurg RM50. dn oleh sbb en khairul telah meletak budget sbyk RM100 untuk handbag sy, dn harga handbag itu sgt murah, maka apabila sy melihat kasut yg cantik, en khairul trus suruh try, dn beli (kalo harga beg tu lebih RM50,memg tak dpt la kasut tu).hikhik.hepi2.

dn oleh kerana sy terlalu excited untuk entry menunjuk2 ini *smug face with expanded nostrils*, maka sy telah menulis entry ini sblom menyiapkan proposal yg perlu di-emelkan kpd dr Fauzi kesayangan sy mlm ini juga(membayangkan muka Aifaa sekiranya proposal ini tidak dpt disiapkan pd mlm ini).

sok nk shopping lg.kali ni dgn Aifaa plak.girl's day out.yay!

after a while.

ye.entry terakhir adalah pd 5 mac.hari ini adalah 16 mac oredi.sy tau.sebab2 sy tidak membelog:

1) sy berada diluar kawasan (kelip2 lampu dkt modem ni kaler ijau,menandakan kawasan itu tiada 3G,hanya ada EDGE). maka sy malas mengepos.

2) sy berada di sekitar family sy. maka sy ada byk bende len nk buat selain dpd membelog.

3) sy mengalami penyakit malasus encephilitis, dlm bahasa kampungnya adalah MALAS.

maka setelah sekian lama,saya mendecide untuk mengupdate belog sy.

byk sgt bende yg jd d past weeks.antaranya(tidak mengikut turutan.ikut mane ingat je):

1) 13mac2009: paksu nikah.but i babysit mamat at home.nasib baikla mamat tak buat hal (of coz la telah disogok dgn janjan -bak kata mamat la- yg ber total cost kan rm10.30.melayang duitku) .

2) 7mac2009: my mom eksiden moto.sekali lagi.huhu.itulah yg akan terjadi apabila anda mempunyai seorang ibu yg ske merempit.ntah dh kali keberapa dh jatuh moto ni.kali ni langgar kete org.moto langgar kete!nasib bek mak tak pape.sblom2 ni kalo mak eksiden moto,ayah belikan mak moto baru.tp kali ni ayah dgn strictnye berkata,

"no more motorcycle after this."

dn mak pun bermuncung.ahahaha.terpaksala ke town yg memg sungguh2 susah dpt parking stiap hari dgn serena gabak tu.kesian mak.takpela.safety first.

3) 8mac2009: my cousin kawen dkt kempas.

4) 15mac2009: paksu kawen.his bestman was my cousin, sharif, currently kat uitm shah alam, final year. then it so happen that paksu's wife is my other cousin's besfren, so my other cousin tu --kak atul-- yg jd her bridesmaid.so dkt wedding tu, due2 pengapit were my cousins.rase mcm kat kg parit raja (batu pahat).n paksu is not even my real paksu.he is my mom's brother's wife's brother.faham x?x faham takpe.hihi.

5) 11mac2009: ade taklimat LMPK.mlm tu tido umah faa kat PD.

6) 12mac2009: pg skolah nk buat praktikal. SMK Dato Hj Abdul Samad, PD. menunggu selama hampir 3 jam, baru la objektif tercapai. objektif: jumpe guru pembimbing,dptkan jadual waktu, dn dptkan lessonplan guru pembimbing,supaya tau kat mane nk start mengajar.tp objektif ketiga tak tercapai.tp memg bukan salah sape2 la,sbb dtg mase hari keputusan SPM kuar kan.maka kami berdua keluar tanpa seinci pun perasaan marah.hihi.tp mase nk jalan balik tu ade student panggil.

"kakak,kakak.kakak ni kakak ke cikgu?"

cis.

dn plan untuk minggu ni:

isnin(pg td): basuh+dry baju kat SS besar.melayang rm 7.so skrg dh takde bj koto.yay.nk jumpe dr shafee n pn shima.tp due2 cuti.maka jumpe dr fauzi je.dh dpt tugasan la sblom nk pg praktikal yg tinggal bape ari je ni.huu.

selasa: khairul nk dtg.yay!sbbnye die nk spend as much time as we have together,bfore im occupied (ceewah) dgn my practical n he with his final exams n master project.ni la one of many2 reasons why i love this guy. my all-too-willing husband-to-be (insya Allah). sungguh2 tidak berkira.tak kesah penat ke ape ke.seriously all-too-willing.ckp je la nk apa,sedaya upaya die akan cube tunaikan.walaupun menyusahkan diri sendiri.huhu.terharu.terharu.terharu.

rabu: dating jugak.hehe.khairul kat sini 2 hari.happy2.rabu mlm kene siapkan proposal.huhu.xhappy.

khamis: jumpe pn shima.jumpe dr fauzi jugak, anta proposal n borg referee.ptg nk g shopping untuk praktikal.beli kasut, heels, nametag, segala macam segala bagai.

jumaat: jumpe dr shafee.tgh hari balik kajang.mlm nk bertolak g alor setar,kedah.paksu's reception.

sabtu: kat kedah.lalalalala.

ahad: pg gerak dpd kedah.smpi sini maybe ptg kot.trus gerak g PD.

isnin minggu depan: start keje!dh tau dh, pg tu ade sesi pengenalan kat perhimpunan (uwaaaaa ku tamau jd popular!!) pastu my first class start after recess.ari isnin ade 2 kelas. fizik tingkatan 4, n IT tingkatan 2.

n the rest is history.

pasni jd yuhaniz si cikgu fizik@IT.hmmmmmph.

Tagged by chapik: 10 things.

i hate describing people,im so bad at it. so one word for u cik chapik, CISSSS!

#1 Describe 10 things about the person who tag you

1...boyfren kpd besfren/housemate saya.
2...techno-freak? kot.
3...blaja kat UTP (ex la)
4...ske MU, kot?ahahaha.
5...internet-freak.ini saya sgt sure.
6...sgt sabar dgn along yg memg ske cari pasal (diz one is true, credits to u la chapik.tp jgn kembang2.nt meletoop!) =P
7...peng-anggur berjaya.nampaknya anggur yg ditanam mengeluarkan hasil yg pretty lumayan.wahahaha.
8...despite sgt2 ske bola,tatau bleh main bola ke x?futsal bleh la kot. (im looking down on u ni chapik,even though ure twice as big n as tall as me.ahahaha.tak takut.tak takut =P)
9...soft spoken (cheewah) if he's not my fren, i wud say he's a good man in package. but since he's my fren, so tamo puji lebih2 nt kembang!tak larat nk tgk die terbang ke langit.
10...emm.he's syafiq.ahahaha.

#2 Describe 10 things about you

1. not a girl.not yet a woman.kire mcm ade identity crisis la kot?ahahaha.

2. xske bola.xske kete laju.xske politik.xske bende masam.

3. pnh bcita2 nk jd doktor, neurologist, or peds, or obgyn. tp tak sedar bio mcm hampeh.

4. skrg ni skit lg nk jd cikgu. (wahahahaha)

5. nk g praktikal kat Port Dickson (say hello to the beach!!) in approximately 18 days. (ye2 sy tgh countdown ni sgt takut kene buli meh!)

6. tak pnh ade handbag jenama pompuan (contohnye Bonia). handbag sume sports brand. converse, adidas, even purse pun dpd BUM.lecehla bende2 pompuan ni.too girly. (hello,awak tu ape??)

7. pure johorian.mak johor.ayah johor.atok2 nenek2 sume johor.boyfren pun org johor.ayah boyfren pun org johor.ibu boyfren je org KL.nasib baik.

8. neya kate sy punya malay sgt tunggang langgang.adakah?

9. skrg ni tgh bercite2 besar nk sambung master.tp pemalas nk bace jurnal.patutkah?

10. sgt mls nk basuh kete.sgt2 mls.sbb tak ske dgn india kat tempat basuh kete tu.lgpun skrg ni asyik ujan je (ceh alasan je tu.pdhl malas).takpe.esok balik.mesti ayah antakan g carwash.yay.

#3 at the end you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names.

1. Along (walaupun syafiq dh tag ko,aku nk tag ko jugak)
2. Neya (buat jugak kat blog along)
3. Jan aka mr Presiden
4. Cik Parau.
5. Aifaa (buat kat facebook)
6. Ila (kat facebook jugak)
7. Pijah
8. Amalina Omar (ko memg jrg update blog ye)
9. Qahhar

10.Khairul Fadzli Samat (buat jugak,mcm mane mcm mane pun)

and everyone!

updating.

>> yuhaniz batuk *uhuk uhuk* <<

>> yuhaniz sgt sakit tekak *uhuk uhuk* <<

>> yuhaniz ade appointment ngn dr bilik 10 esok.so yuhaniz nk mintak ubat batuk. *uhuk uhuk* tp yuhaniz tak nak mkn dulu sbb yuhaniz nk drive esok so yuhaniz tamo rase mengantuk. rase2 yuhaniz akan bodek2 dr supaya bagi yuhaniz ubat batuk yg tidak mengantuk-kan (is that even a word??) tp kalo dr tak mkn bodek (mestila,dr kan mkn nasi) yuhaniz thinks she's going to buy a whole lot of strepsils stock dkt 7 eleven sblh umah yuhaniz before driving home<<

>> yuhaniz kene drive balik sdiri esok.tp yuhaniz rase tak berapa sihat.jd yuhaniz tatau nk buat ape? *uhuk uhuk* <<

>> yuhaniz takkan post entry smpi la yuhaniz balik kl balik,sbb tenet kat umah ala2 slow motion sket,jd agak sakit hati la nk blog *uhuk uhuk* <<

>> yuhaniz sgt rindu rumah *sobsob* tp kalau yuhaniz balik mesti mak paksa yuhaniz minum honey dn sapu kapur kat tekak yuhaniz *euw* dn yuhaniz tak bleh mengeluh sbb nt mak marah *rolling-eyes* tp yuhaniz tetap nk balik umah jugak *yay!!* <<

>> yuhaniz will be happier kalo esok x pyh trun melaka amek adik *haih* tp that's the whole reason of driving her car back home,so she thinks she got no choice *haih lg..* <<

>> yuhaniz tade mood tade mood tade mood sbb yuhaniz sgt sakit tekak dn rase mcm nk demam <<

>> yuhaniz x sbr nk balik umah *uhuk uhuk* <<

n no post till.....she posts it.

notes: happy 45th bday to the greatest mother on earth!love u so much mak mmmmmmwah!

semalam dan hari ini.

Semalam: yuhaniz dn khairul bercita2 untuk bgn awal, pkul 9 pg dh kuar umah/bilik, khairul jumpe lecturer pasal PSM, yuhaniz nk g post office anta parcel kat ain.

Hari ini: mereka berdua bangun lambat dn kuar dpd umah/bilik pkul 10(khairul) dn pkul 11.30(yuhaniz).

Randomandom: bgn lmbt gara2 menghabiskan approximately 3h 26 min 08 sec on the fon mlm td bercerita tentang naruto dn dragonball. of course khairul did all d storytelling, yuhaniz hapa pun tatau pasal budak due ketul tu.huu.

Semalam: yuhaniz tgk cite Catch & Release yg dilakonkan oleh Jennifer Garner dn seorg lelaki ensem bernama Timothy Oliphant, yg berlakon dlm Die Hard 4.0 as Thomas Gabriel (org yg jahat tu). sgt ensem. maka yuhaniz pun mengGoogle.dn mendapati bahawa die sudah pun berkahwin dn mempunyai 3 org anak.

Hari ini: yuhaniz tgk balik grey's anatomy start dpd season 1 smpi la season 5 yg skrg ni (progress: season 1 eps 4) dn asyik mengeluh kerana hero pujaan nya, Patrick Dempsey juga telah berkahwin dn mempunyai 3 org anak.

Randomandom: perlukah semua lelaki yg macho dn ensem mengahwinkan diri mereka?perlukah?perlukah???

Semalam: yuhaniz tgk kat internet, pasal Khairul Idzwan Baharin(kalo x silap la name die) yg dulu merupakan penyanyi utama kumpulan Saujana (nasyid tu) yg kini juga merupakan seorg dr perubatan pg audition One in A Million berambut perang dn berperwatakan 'auuwww' akak-akak.maka yuhaniz pun terkejut kerana

1)die penyanyi kumpulan nasyid for crying out loud! (oh ayah,oh ibu,dengarlah rintihan..)

2)die educated (skrg dh jd dr tu,mesti la masuk uni)

3)yuhaniz ske kat die dulu! (ceesss,malu2)

Hari ini: yuhaniz pg beli ayam dn sotong dgn cite2 nk masak ayam goreng dn sambal sotong ptg ni,dn terserempak dgn sekumpulan abang2 kepit yg sedang bergelak ketawa riang ria.yuhaniz mengobserve dgn penuh minat,dn membuat keputusan bhw manusia2 jadian ni 30x lebih sopan,lembut dn 'ayu' berbanding yuhaniz yg tak berapa nk sopan,lembut dn ayu ni.luckily, her voice is much2 softer than theirs.lantakla korg nk kate sore mak mcm katun ke sinbei ke nyah,mak ni pure pompuan tau.tade artificial2 ni.tulen.ahahaha.

Randomandom: mungkinkan homosapiens berkromosom Y sudah menghampiri kepupusan?perlukah mereka ini diklonkan atau dibiakkan menggunakan kejuruteraan genetik supaya manusia bleh trus wujud di muka bumi ini?

Semalam: yuhaniz tgk kat tv ada lelaki ensem pakai bermuda g jalan2 kat town.

Hari ini: yuhaniz nmpk ade seorg lelaki yg sgt ensem berdiri di depan rumahnye di blkg masjid upm memakai shorts yg short.

Randomandom: sexy? oh tidak.yuhaniz hates bermuda,shorts, trunk dn sbgnya.bleh la nk pakai,but not in public please.bcz apparently there is so much hairy feet that can be exposed to some of us per day.

Semalam: yuhaniz called her mom.

yuhaniz: mak, weekend ni nk balik cane?dgn ayah ke, nek bus ke, drive sdiri?

her mom: ayah balik ari rabu.kakak bleh balik ari ape?

yuhaniz: tula,adik pun kate ayah balik ari rabu.so adik soh kak drive,amik die kat kolej die tgh hari jumaat tu.lg pun kak memg kene balik ari jumaat pun,sbb pg tu ade appointment dgn dr.

her mom: sukahatilah.drive pun takpe, kinot (panggilan manja adik kat umah) bukan pandai balik nek bus.

yuhaniz (dlm hati): tu la pasal.spoilt brat.

yuhaniz (out loud): bleh je. tak kesah pun. so kak bertolak dpd sini dlm kol 10.30,smpi tmpt adik kol 12,smpi umah dlm lebih kurg kol 3 or 4.bleh mak?

her mom: ok.

yuhaniz. tata mak.assalamualaikum.

her mom: waalaikumsalam.

maka yuhaniz bakal drive sdiri balik ke johor ujung mgu ni,kerana yuhaniz kene amek her sister kat melaka.sebab balik: cousin yuhaniz nk kawen.name die fara.die anak maklong yuhaniz.yuhaniz sbnrnye tamo balik,tp mak soh jugak balik.lgpun sume housemate2 kesayangan yuhaniz balik.

Hari ini: yuhaniz called khairul.

yuhaniz: abang,weekend ni anis balik drive sdiri.abg takde ke rase2 nk tlg drive?hee.

khairul: abang kene jumpe lecturer la ari jumaat tu baby.

yuhaniz: alaaaaaaaaaaaa...........

khairul: nk buat mcm mane? balik sini ari ape?

yuhaniz: ari isnin. (dlm hati: ade can ni nk mintak drive balik sini.hehe.)

khairul: mcm ni la,abang drive balik kl ari isnin tu nk?bleh anta speaker g lowyat.mangkuk btol la speaker ni, satelite die blh kiri dh tak bunyi.baru beli bape ari.

yuhaniz: cis.ade ke patut ckp speaker yg awek belikn tu mangkuk?ingt murah ke?duit minyak+tol balik johor pun lg murah tau.amek balik baru tau.

khairul: yela2.sori.nk x abang drive balik ni?

yuhaniz: mestila bleh.lgpun memg nk kene g utm.ain nk kirim khazanah2 die yg sebeban tu balik.nt anis pick u up la around lunch.wait,bukan abang ade kelas ke ari selasa tu?

khairul: satu kelas je.

yuhaniz: oh bagus2.oklah.nk kuar ni.g post office.tata.

khairul: ok.careful baby. assalamualaikum.

maka yuhaniz dh dpt driver nk drive kete balik kl ari isnin tu.yay!!

Randomandom: sgt hepi bile x pyh drive kete.

notes: ade certain kes tu,memg hari ni tak berapa nk baik berbanding semalam.haih.

funny englishmen:how on earth did they invent this complicated language?

We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,

But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.

One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,

Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,

Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.

If the plural of man is always called men,

Then shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?

If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,

And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?

If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,

Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that, and three would be those,

Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,

And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.

We speak of a brother and also of brethren,

But though we say mother, we never say methren.

Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,

But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!

Let's face it - English is a crazy language.

There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;

neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

English muffins weren't invented in England .

We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes,

we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square,

and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing,

grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?

Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend.

If you have a bunch of odds and ends

and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English

should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.

In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?

We ship by truck but send cargo by ship.

We have noses that run and feet that smell.

We park in a driveway and drive in a parkway.

And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,

while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language

in which your house can burn up as it burnsdown,

in which you fill in a form by filling it out,

and in which an alarm goes off by going on.

And, in closing, if Father is Pop, how come Mother's not Mop?

AND IF PEOPLE FROM POLAND ARE CALLED POLES THEN

PEOPLE FROM HOLLAND SHOULD BE HOLES

AND THE GERMANS, GERMS!!!

how on earth did they invent this complicated language?